a plant even I can't kill.

I do not have a green thumb to say the least. I have yet to keep a plant alive for long, although I have found that you can often resuscitate them for a little while. However, I also do not do fake plants. Usually, but these plants from Wisteria are made of iron with a zinc-like finish rather than the shiny fabrics most fake plants are made of. Once upon a time they were used in conservatories and winter gardens in 19th century France. Did I mention no sunlight or water needed? Perfect!